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21 Nov 2007 03:19 pm

How could this column take a few days off for Thanksgiving without mentioning the biggest cultural development in the presidential race since Oprah endorsed Barack Obama?

Ric Flair, who next week makes his triumphant return to the WWE and brings back his "Four Horsemen" brood to boot, is a fan of Mike Huckabee's, and will campaign for him in South Carolina.

Flair's career matured in Greenville and environs; he is an immensely popular figure there among males aged, oh, 25 through 45 -- those who grew up watching Mid-South championship wrestling, the National Wrestling Alliance, and who spent their early Saturday evenings listening to the dulcet tones of Tony Shiavone and watching World Championship Wrestling at 6:05 pm ET on TBS.

Flair is a throwback to an era where wrestlers stayed in character 24/7, where grapplers could be smaller and still be champions; where heels and babyfaces traded positions but did not subvert the general moral order of the universe -- good versus bad, with bad winning just enough times to keep you tuned in. Flair's signature move is the chop; his finishing move is the figure-four leg lock, which, if you've ever tried to use on your brother, actually hurts!

As a performer, Flair knew no peer. As a man, he knows nothing but wrestling. He is 58 years old now, and while his every appearance draws thunderous applause and hoots from a much-younger WWE audience, there's a twinge of sadness everytime he's in the ring. He's slower; his face is pockmarked, ragged and worn; his signature long, blond tresses are gone.

But to young men in the South, he is an icon. He draws more respect than Chuck Norris.

And if Mike Huckabee uses him properly, he could really help him pop.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Comments (12)

You have got to be kidding me.

A professional wrestler commands more respect in the South than a guy who won actual sporting events?

Maybe Carolina is different than Virginia, but I hardly think that would be even remotely true where I live.

In fact, here, people would probably lose respect for Huckabee over it. He pushed the line with his parody on the internet Chuck Norris jokes. Pushing the line is fine, as long as you know when to stop. Showing up now with a professional wrestler, and he'd be in danger of transforming from serious candidate to Colbert-like satirical candidate.

Fake sport. Fake candidate.

(just humor there--probably just tickled my funny bone)

Oh, good. I thought we were electing the leader of the free world based on real life.

p.s. Marc, I love the WWE, man. I swear I do. And I think you make some serious points here about voters and culture - my only point was: holy crap, if we start picking candidates based on the Nature Boy, we deserve whatever we get.

SmackDown Your Vote!

I was a WW(F) guy myself back in the day, along with the old NWA and AWA. I remember those Ric Flair- Harley Race/Dusty Rhodes matches well.

But you have got to be kidding, Marc- Is Huckabee's strategy to surround himself with actors and "sports entertainers" to give himself "credbility" whilst distracting would-be supporters from his liberal nanny-state tendencies?

Please, people, check Huckabee's record- he is another RINO- a pro-life liberal, as Fred Thompson has said. And it's not a smear- it's based solely on his record.

To all of the previous commenters:

I think Marc's post was meant to be humorous. Take a deep breath, relax, and enjoy your Thanksgiving.

All that remains to be seen is if Huckabee's new campaign slogan becomes "To be the Man, you gotta beat the man!" As to whether he can "style and profile," well, I have my doubts.

Uh...yeah.

FYI the chuck norris ad made me a bit nauseous
this new guy in the golden robe would knock it down several more levels

Marc,

Kudos for picking up on this. And for those commentators expressing shock or disbelief, you guys just don't get it. The Nature Boy will give Huckabee, who doesn't have much money, a lot of publicity. And besides, it's fun, it's just plain fun, like Huckabee playing with his band. Whooo, indeed.

"those who grew up watching Mid-South championship wrestling, the National Wrestling Alliance"

For the record, it was Mid-ATLANTIC championship wrestling. Mid-South was the wrestling promotion that covered Louisiana, Mississippi, and Oklahoma.