Sen. Barack Obama, in Exeter, New Hampshire, December 20.
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I don't have to see the hope...I just feel the hope. 
"Look into my eyes, you will vote for me, not Hillary. Obaaaaama, Obaaaaama." "Look at these lips. Would they lie to you?" Thought bubble coming out of Obama's head - "Remember, look interested and concerned. Serious. Serious."
This is exactly the kind of cynicism I want to fight in Washington D.C.
"What kind of platitude would you like to hear?"
"I am here to do Your bidding, Master. I am Your slave..."
"Millions of dollars raised and we're still drinking out of paper cups." or "Voter meditates on Obama's message"
Having tasted glory once already by seeing a bill pass for which he was the primary sponsor, Obama brainstorms additional ideas in the hopes that a second bill of his might pass the Senate.
Well I think green with a black floral pattern is very stylish; besides, it matches the cups, sorta.
Yeah, that Obama is clearly dumb, and really doesn't have any appeal at all to voters. No charisma whatsoever. It's so transparent. The posters here sure are teaching me a lot. Thanks, folks!! Fortunately we have LEADERS like McCain who never pander or tell lies.
-- Obama thinking to himself -- with one of those bubble-thought thingys: "I guess my magical charm only works on 20 year olds and the hate-hillary-can't be bothered to cover Edwards-press. Where's Oprah when I need her."
Not quite free of the habit, Obama occasionally enjoys an imaginary cigarette. Despite rumors to the contrary, his camp denies that the invisible smoke is a "Camel."
His heart grew three sizes that day.
Why are the dumbest photos chosen for the photo captions? Pick better pictures.
Obama wins the zen vote.
Obama thinking: (I have a wife, two kids, and am running for President of the United States, why am I scheduled for speed dateing from 7-8?)
Only the woman has a speech bubble: "Well, I must say you're a very articulate young man."
"Do you see any crumbs? Oh, thank God. I was worried Hillary would send that picture in a mailer."
You know you want this.
Woman thinking: "If I close my eyes, he almost sounds white...." Mulitple Choice Mitt - Because One Answer Is Never Enough!
Obama's latest strategy: hypnotize New Hampshire residents, one voter at a time.
"Shh -- listen! Can you hear the chorus of angels hailing my ascension?"
We've replaced Barack's regular coffee with new Folger's crystals.
I hope you don't mind Miss Maple but we used Ron Paul's caterer for this event in order to save money for TV ads in New Jersey.
That's a lovely blouse Miss. I haven't seen a Nero collar since my days at the Madrassa. Don't tell Bob Kerrey I said that.
The coffee one and the floral pattern should be top contenders thusfar.
Is it the 3 of clubs?
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"I hear the spirits of past... calling to you, Obama... Lincoln, Martin Luther King; Bill Bradley, Paul Tsongas..."
Posted by lampwick | December 21, 2007 12:12 PM