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RNC's Mock Top Ten List

01 May 2008 08:21 pm

The Republican National Committee pokes some fun at Barack Obama's Top Ten list delivery tonight.


10. Thinks our enemies will be peaceful if only we invite them over for coffee.

9. Yes? No? Present.

8. $1.52 gas? Vote to suspend the gas tax. $4 gas? Support the gas tax.

7. MoveOn.Org & Howard Dean = Obama’s “New Politics”

6. Chairman of the Senate Foreign Affairs Subcommittee in name only.

5. Guns are something voters “cling” to because they’re bitter.

4. Religion is something voters “cling” to because they’re bitter.

3. Withdraw from Iraq now, but return if al Qaeda in Iraq takes hold in Iraq.

2. “Friendly” with unrepentant terrorists like Bill Ayers.

1. Would rather eat a waffle than answer tough questions.

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