Khalidi, Ayers, Meetings, The Los Angeles Times, Liberal Media, Cover-up, Genocide, Israel, Obama

For those who are following the latest jack-in-the-box story, here are some mildly tasteless haiku that take both sides and make fun of both sides. Relax.

If only the Times
would release the tape to us,
Obama will lose.

Breaking News Alert!
Barack hangs around with liberals
Because he is one.

Khalidi, the prof
hung around with Obama
Associate, they did.

Because he brought it up
Has McCain ever been to a
Neo-nazi-like event?

"I come to toast"
"Of my buddy Prof. Rashid K."
"And... Death to Israel."

Right wing's riled up
Heathen media colludes
to supress O's words

It's an outrage that
The Times kept its sourcing vow
To anonymous.

It's Goldfarb's Ahab
It's Sullivan's Worst Nightmare
Nothingburger? Not?

Does The Tape Include
Anything hot, not in the piece?
That is the question.