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Joe: "See this green folder? It's everything we have on you and Bush, so you are going to play nice, right?" As he squeezes tighter on the hand. Dick: "Fork you!" Secret Service guy in the background: Holy crap! Who do I protect? 
If only they knew that by night they fought as The Penguin and Robin!
Cheney: I think I'd shoot the left side of your face.
As Cheney shakes hands with his successor, he contemplates whether Bidens plugs will make the new VP less scary and whether he should have done the same.
I see you're wearing your power tie this morning.
Secret Service looks on as the Venom Symbiote is transfered to the next vice president.
Biden: Hello Mr. Vice President, I am your successor! That means I take your job!
I think you're a bit tall for the walk-in safe.
Cheney: Is that the new commemorative Terrorist Surveillance Program Lapel Pin? I'd be wearing mine, but it's being waterboarded at the moment. or Cheney: Bosley Medical Center you say? Does their facility have a bunker?
"I am going to have to fumigate the hell out of this place"
Axis of evil, I presume?
Cheney: Joe, I am your father.
"Heh... you ever heard of a stink palm?"
Me and the fellas are planning a little get together up in Jackson Hole. Y'know, a little dinner, a little drinking, a little hunting. You game, Joe? We'd love to have ya.
Hmmmmphhh...up close you look more like Dr. Evil with hair than I thought.
Biden: Yes, it's a good idea not to disclose the location of the undisclosed location. You're safe from prosecution there.
Winner so far!! Michaelf at 8:46pm: Cheney: Joe, I am your father. LMAO!! I spit out my Mt. Dew. Darn, I wish I would have thought of that.
Cheney: Would you like a drink Senator? The gentlemen behind you in the ski masks will take good care of you.
Biden: I brought the book so I could throw it at you. OR Cheney: You sound gaffier on TV.
Hey man. Did you know I used to hang out with your cousin?
Biden: It is LITERALLY nice to see you again, Mr. Vice President. God's honest truth. Cheney: Go F*%k yourself. Biden: Ladies and gentlemen, listen to this guy - God love him.
Cheney lures Biden to the middle of the room with a camera while his team gathers for the kill.
"Is that a Beretta in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?"
Pictured: The secret diabolical behind-the-scenes mastermind behind one of the most coldly ruthless political machines of all time. Also pictured: Dick Cheney.
"Hey, can I call you Dick?"
Yes I apologioze for the things I said Mr. Vice President but geez, my freegin hand is turning blue already. Do you have to squueze so hard?
You've got a good face for shooting. Let's go out back.
"Pardon? What did you say?"
So, I just sign the documents in the green folder, okay -- and when do you actually get my soul? Is it now, or later?
Dick: Grmpfh. Joe: And I Repeat, my lovely wife Jill and I are so happy to be here (SMILE)
For the rest of his life, Joe Biden regretted shaking hands with a fucking war criminal.
That process server sure looks a lot like Joe Biden
"Thank you for cleaning the blood off before our handshake."
"Looks like the hair plugs are finally bailing out on you, Joe."
Vice President-elect Joe Biden meets with "most dangerous" rogue leader Vice President Dick Cheney.
"We are men of our words. No preconditions."
Joe: Dick, there's something we've been wanting to say to you for eight years. Dick: What's that? Joe: You're under arrest.
"Do you mind if my secret service detail accompanies me on the tour?"
Joe: What's that awful smell in here Dick?
I've been waiting for you Obi wan, we meet again at last.
"No, Mr Cheney, I don't think they have Old Country Buffet in The Hague."
Late January is midsummer in Paraguay, Dick.
Cheney: Oh my torture chamber? No no, the ol' dungeon is in Dubai. I can show you where I consume the souls of unbaptised children, though!
Cheney: Who are you? Biden: I'm the new number two. We want Information. Cheney: You'll never get it! Biden: By hook or by crook, we will.
So, Joe, do you think that if I invested in hair plugs I'd look less evil?
CHENEY: BIDEN:
The Vice President-elect meets the President-in-fact
"All that talk about change, that wasn't about me, right?"
Michael Steele Formerly, Announces For RNC Chairman
Hey, uh, do you know where the bathroom is?
"We took the legislative branch over--you're right, it is much faster."
"Hey Dick, God love you. Thanks for endorsing John McCain in the final weekend of the campaign. That was a literal boost. Nice touch with the evil, cackling cough, too."
Joe Biden meets Slobadan Milsosveic in 1998;
JB: “I think you’re a goddamn war criminal”! Joe Biden meets Dick Cheney in 2008;
JB: “I think you’re a goddamn war criminal”!
"Leahy gave me a message for you - 'back'atcha.'"
"I'll talk to Barack, but he's pretty insistent about making you do the perp walk."
Biden: No, no, no. Tell Lynn that Jill said the same thing. They get the hair from where it's thickest on the nape.
Biden: "Sooo, just to be clear...no kiss on the cheek?"
No, I can't tell you where my "undisclosed location" is. And no, I will not be leaving the undisclosed location in late January. Just try to find me, sucker!!!
Vice President-elect Joe Biden attempts a "senior citizen's arrest" of Vice President Dick Cheney at the Naval Observatory.
Cheney: Can I call you Joe?
Dick Meets Changey
Is that sulfur I smell?
So, do you really want to takeover the mess I created?
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
"Is Vice President Lieberman home?"
Cheney: [indeterminate grumbling] Biden: "well, i thank you for replying to my craigslist email about potentially renting the room. but i think i might pass because your horns are really freaking me out." Cheney: [indeterminate grumbling]
Thanks for endorsing McCain.
Let go of my hand and wipe that smile off your face, or it's curtains for your happy family Joe.
I'm the tree man here to lop off that 4th branch of government.
"Dick, I hope you don't mind if take your arm for my VP historical relics folder. HAH! Just Kidding! Just like you were kidding before you shot your friend in the face..."
No but thanks for the offer! I quit hunting a couple of years ago.
Can I call you "Dick"? 'Cause I practiced a couple of zingers where I call you that.
Pack your shit and be out of my office by Monday.
"Yeah so sorry about that 'worst vice president ever comment' there Dick, 'um you're not packing are you?"
The hair plugs do look pretty natural.
Biden: "My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators."
Vice President Dick Cheney looks on from the doorway as his prior human host greets Joe Biden.
"The force is strong with this one".
A den of Vice.
The guy in the door way has a Russian accent Dick so I said spasiba.
This robot is so lifelike
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No, I can't tell you where my "undisclosed location" is.
Posted by TexasDem | November 13, 2008 8:28 PM